Global Warming Now Shrinks Our Heads

Just when you thought we had enough problems in the world, we find this out.

In addition to the impact of global cooling, "By paying close attention to the geographic origin of each of the fossilized skulls," said Gallup, "it became clear that seasonal variation in climate may also have been an important selective force behind the evolution of human cranial capacity.

I think Universities are making us dummies, but what do I know. Maybe we all just need to turn up the air conditioning.

UPDATE: This just in, Tourism also causes Global Warming, too. Nanoo Nanoo.

Do As I Say.. Not As I Do

Senator Inhofe of Oklahoma was the preceding chair of the Environment and Public Works committee, until the republicans lost and liberal Barbara Boxer took the chair. Senator Inhofe asked Gore today to take the same pledge that he pushes on every other American. In effect. "I pledge to consume no more energy for use in my residence than the average American household by March 21, 2008.”

He refused.

His hypocrisy is open for all to see. We the people, the taxpayers, the simple ones, just do not understand that Gore is offsetting his footprint by buying his way out. He's got the money. His footprint is really deep too. The obesity police should check on his consumption of calories, as he is not considering the millions of poor in disadvantaged lands who could use a few of Gores calories. For the sake of the poor children, he should make that pledge, to reduce his calorie consumption with some offsets sent to Africa, and also produce time on the treadmill, with CNN watching, to show his sincerity.

Gore, it's your turn.

Gore Refuses to Debate Global Warming

Despite repeated attempts, former Vice President and 2000 Democratic Presidential Nominee Al Gore, refuses to respond to calls that he show up and debate many of the claims he makes regarding 'Global Warming'.

The guys making the challenge is Lord Monckton of Scotland, whose issuing Royal Proclamations among other kingly-edicts to goad the former Vice President into debate. I hope both wear burger king crowns while talking about carbon omissions.

More Fun From Northampton

Good Lord, it took me two days to find this. Truly hilarious stuff.

Ladies and Gentleman... I present to you, Irony.

"Interfaith group braves storm in climate change trek"-- Boston Globe 3/16/07