Wednesday, January 17, 2007

College Fun

Your tuition dollars at work folks. Yes, I know this one's a little old, but these are the types of folks being hired by colleges and universities. We've come so far.



This guy says the Kurds weren't really gassed... or at least if they were... it wasn't Saddam's fault.



This guy came to class roasted..



Apparently basic proficiency in English isn't a requirement either



Campus Activities...




I'll keep posting some of the best from our college campuses and universities. The kicker of all of this, is that these professors and activities are paid for by you, the tax payer. Every single one of these clips is from a state university. I think it's time our elected officials started taking notice at what the results are of writing blank check after blank check to our state colleges and universities.

The Massachusetts GOP Elects a New Chairman

The Massachusetts Federalist would like to congratulate Peter Torkildsen on his being elected to the top spot in the Massachusetts Republican Party

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

What Makes Barack Obama Qualified to Be President? Part Deux

So it's official, Barack Obama is in. Earlier today, Obama announced that he has filed papers to form a 2008 Presidential Exploratory committee, but as my friend at GOPnews pointed out, when was the last time a Presidential Exploratory Committee came back and said "Um, now's not the time, go back to work"? So, unfortunately, it's safe to say, he's in. The timing is impeccable as it comes one day after Martin Luther King Day and exactly one day before he goes on Oprah, who I'm sure will stop just sort of removing all her clothes and allowing Obama to ravish her body on camera tomorrow.

Don't expect to learn anything new about Obama on Oprah. There really isn't much to talk about. Here's everything you need to know about Obama: Barack Obama is a rank and file Democrat who gives a good speech, presents himself well and so happends to be black. There's nothing else of substance about the man worth knowing or that makes him any more special than any other Democratic politician. He's simply the latest in an emerging type of black rank and file Democratic politicians who say a lot without ever really saying anything at all, cloaked in vagueness while being completely and utterly devoid of vision and ideas. Sounds like a certain Massachusetts Governor.

He was born to white mother and has a black father. He spent 8 years in the Illinois State Senate, but if spending 8 years as a state legislator is a qualification for the Democratic Nomination for the Presidency, I'm expecting Senator Gale Candaras, Steven Bouoniconti, Susan Fargo, and others to declare that they've filed their papers for the Presidency as well. Obama has come to the US Senate and voted 'across the aisle', uh, zero times. He has failed to take the lead on one piece of major legislation since he arrived in Washington.

Obama wrote a book (all about him) and then like the complete fake that he is, began talking to others about being above the fray, although there's nothing to suggest that he himself, was ever above any fray, anywhere. While he certainly talks about them a lot, Just what divides has Obama ever 'bridged'?

In refferring to the state of America today, Obama said in his 'announcement speech';

But challenging as they are, it's not the magnitude of our problems that
concerns me the most. It's the smallness of our politics.
First of all Senator Obama, if you want to be President, you'd BETTER be worried about the 'magnitude' of our problems, especially today. Being the President isn't a game. Second, This statement says everything you need to know. Here is a man who clearly believes his own hype and is hopelessly consumed by his own ego. No ammount of disengenuous postulating and catch phrases are a replacement for actually knowing what you're talking about. Finally... Barack, try addressing the 'smallness' of your own ideas, or lack thereof, before talking about the smallness of others.

But in the end, maybe he's right. After all, thanks to the 'smallness of our politics', someone like Barack Obama who brings a lot of style, but is completely devoid of substance, has a shot at the Presidency. Maybe he has a point, after all.

Why A Strong Mass GOP is Important

If one were to ask the question; "Why is the Republican Party virtually extinct in Massachusetts?," one could probably come up with a million and one reasons. They would include political incompetence, lack of energy and enthusiasm, inability to change, strategy flaws, etc. Sure, those are pretty general and don't scratch even a 1,000th of the greater overall problem. However, it is my belief that the party has failed to answer one of the most fundamental questions any Party should have to answer at the drop of a hat: "Why is it important to elect Republicans to office in the Commonwealth?"

Please, save me the diatribe on One Party Rule. That's so 1990. To give you a sense of how old that argument is, when we first started making it, The Ultimate Warrior was the WWF World Champion. Mike Tyson hadn't been knocked out by Buster Douglas. The Yankees really DID suck. No one knew who Saddam Hussein was, never mind giving a crap about him. Today, we know the Ultimate Warrior, though influential in his industry on a character level, was really overrated. Buster Douglas DID knock out Mike Tyson. The Yankees still do suck, but not literally and everyone knows who Saddam was. Freakin' New Kids on the Block were actually 'cool'. The point is the political landscape in Massachusetts, like the world around it, has changed dramatically and now voters are requiring us to tell them something new.

One party rule should be cited for sure, but today, more so than ever before, we need to shift our focus from sitting at the campfire, to getting back to our fundamental reason for existence over the years, which is to minimize the size of a state government that is overflowing with useless and silly government programs that hurt the tax payer more than helping him.

Most would appropriately ask why someone would be against the idea of government programs that are designed to help people. Well, sure Government exists to help people for sure, but WHO are they helping? With WHOSE money? With WHOSE Consent? With what RESULT?

I'm all for government helping the needy and the poor. However, when we Begin dealing in the business of of taking from one middle class family and transferring it to another middle class family, we're running a slippery slope. Do you need examples? Well, take transit for example. People who drive cars must pay for the transportation preferences of other people who like to take the "T". On a national level, we have the National Endowment for the Arts. We all must subsidize recreational activities of others. Whether they want to listen to Rock music or take pictures of their wee-wees, we have to pay for it.

There IS a loud call for cutting back our spending and programs at the state level. However, it's no surprise that most love this concept only when it's not a program that benefits them. It's no surprise that Democrats dominate the political scene given their 'generosity' to everyone with everyone else's stuff. George Bernard Shaw says it best: "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul's support."Many such programs corrupt our politics by making it a contest for who gets to feed at the public trough. Moreover, they do not promote the common welfare or the public good. Rather, they promote the good of some people at the expense of other people.

Now I'm not saying the government isn't important nor should it have little responsibility. We need the government to protect us, put police on the streets, build highways and check the environment. After all, If they didn't, companies would pollute like crazy. Government should also support basic research, patent protections as well as basic education and health care services. There's NO shame in supporting government so long as it's actions rest within it's legitimate sphere. Government can and should be a good thing.

But again, we need to realize that whatever it is the government DOES, it usually does a pretty poor job of DOING. Now I'm not saying people who work in the public sector are idiots. They're most definitely not. But there are simply no real standards. There aren't. Don't let silly legislative 'accountability' bills fool you. Imagine if you worked in an organization that you didn't own, and you were only accountable to yourself for all of your actions. You see, in government, there isn't a 'bottom line' so to speak. There's no real criteria to determine whether or not the bike helmet program is working or not. With change over in administrations at least every four years, there isn't much in the way of consistency. Bills change, political leanings change, staff turnover is huge, etc. In fact, there probably aren't many who really know what the real roles of their departments or agencies are. A few years ago a guy who worked in the Education Department in Springfield asked "How can you say our public schools are failing? A lot of people work here." By his standard, government was doing its job by employing people. He's not an idiot, but certainly misguided in his assumption that Education should just be a incubator for employment.

We Republicans and conservatives know that government, especially here in Massachusetts, continues to do stuff that is A.) Not needed or B.) can be done a lot better by someone else. Look at the big dig. To be fair, liberals are starting to get it, but even at that, they're not learning fast enough. Decades of urban legends (or political legends in this case) have institutionalized themselves in the state. It was believed that Government must run lighthouses, because you know, if they didn't, who would? At a federal level, people think the government should deliver the mail, because if they didn't, no one else would. Prisons are an absolute government responsibility, but they don't operate most efficiently unless they're under government control. In the worst myth of them all, It's widely believed that without public schools, thousands of kids in this state would receive no education at all. These are random issues I know, but all have been proven to be demonstrably false in recent times.

If you truck around the north and south shores, you'll find a ton of lighthouses that are privately owned. There's tons of them in Connecticut and Rhode Island, too. Prisons regularly contract out services to private contractors, and some are even entirely run by private companies. There's zero logic behind the claim that private markets couldn't provide education services through high school. The government's role could be limited to providing assistance to those who would otherwise not be able to afford those services and extending opportunities to our best and brightest. Oh yeah, remember that postal service. Two words: Federal Express.

Here in Springfield especially, but all over the state as well, many folks think big government is a check on the scary big business. Frankly, we're petrified of anything that isn't somewhat subsidized by the federal government. To an extent, the kids scared, hiding under their blankets are a little right. Thank god for the government when Enron hit. However though, there really isn't a check at all between Government and Big Business, or at least one that is proportional in any way shape, or form. How can I say this? Well, because big business' power over the average citizen of the commonwealth, or any American citizen for that matter, is very limited. To sell stock shares and products, these entities must PERSUADE investors and customers to buy them. It's the power of coercion. They must win consent before taking someones money. The government doesn't.

This is, in the end, the fundamental difference between business and government. For example, you cannot simply opt out of Social Security. You are required to pay it, no matter what. If I was to tell the tax collectors; "Hey guys, thanks for the help and all, but I don't think I really need this and to be honest, I don't really want to. In fact I'll take myself off the roles to help you guys save a few bucks to help someone else who needs it. I really appreciate your gesture, but thanks but no thanks." The government would arrest my red haired, freckled rear end and throw me in jail. I can't say no. There is no choice. If Big Business offered me a retirement fund and I said; "Wow, this looks great, but I think there are some other options out there for me to look at," they would say 'OK' or they would try to convince or persuade me to stick with their service. If they got on my nerves enough or threatened my or my family's safety or state of being because we didn't buy into their program, I could call the cops (the government) and get rid of them. But who calls the cops on the government? Even more so, when you really think about it, even those who work at the lowest levels of government (IRS agents, the boring guy at the DMV, the immigration official, the donut mowing Police Officer) have more influence than Big Business does. And this power of coercion, which is inherent in the nature of government, fundamentally undermines the liberal claim that the government is doing a moral thing by helping people.

Finally, I wish to challenge the liberal notion that the private sector is motivated by greed, while the public sector is motivated by noble idealism. It in itself, should make the case for more Republicans and fewer Democrats in the state legislature. I've enough experience in government to drum up this scenario for you. You're at a meeting with a mayor, governor, or if it's me, likely the President, because I'm the man. It involves, because I live at a college, a drug policy (This'll show these kids). The good old folks at the Department of Defense say the problem is because drugs are being produced in Columbia. They have a $20 billion program to destroy the crops. Yay, things that go boom rule. Health and Human Services are out there too though, and they say the problem of drugs was a problem of treatment, and they have a $40 billion program to help treat more addicts. Maybe all I need is a hug. The Education Department doesn't want to be left out though, so they come up with their definition of the problem as well as their solution. They are convinced that the real solution to drugs is education and they think we should take on a multi-year initiative to raise the consciousness of American tax payers that costs $30 billion. If the teacher's hot, I'm there! I know, I'm funny, however, here's where I make my point:

Regardless of the merit of their arguments, they aren't any less motivated by their own interests (see Self.) than anyone in the private sector. The only real difference was that their interests aren't translated in coins and cash (see Money). Their currency is a little different. Fundamentally, they were after power and influence instead of money.

Although it's pretty much true that a lot of the welfare state mentality in Massachusetts is losing it's grip... I think..., the state government in Massachusetts (and the federal government, too) is too damn big. Our duty is to limit it's size and like a good coach or teacher, keep it focused on what it's supposed to be doing. When the state exceeds its proper functions, when it moves outside its sphere, it invades the domain of the citizens, depriving us of both freedom and the responsibility that comes along with it.

Though we've made small baby steps here and there in these regards, it's simply not enough. In order to insure this kind of existence and oversight, we need more Republicans in the state legislature and more importantly, more Republicans/Conservatives in the state, period. We need to get back to basics and make the case as to why we're important. The point we need to make to the massive amounts of independents and conservative Democrats in the state isn't just why or how we will remain viable. The case we need to make is why the people of this commonwealth need us to be viable. Until we do this, we will continue to wallow in the state of entitlement, high taxes, little growth and government intervention. With all that said, Go out and make the case, kids.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Musings

Just because i'm devoid of things to write about...

-- There are a lot of people who feel that my calling them a 'liberal' is "Name-Calling". Last I checked, there aren't any negative connotations associated with the word 'liberal'. If it has ACQUIRED negative connotations, it's probably because of what liberals have done and what has happened afterwards.

-- If people couldn't be any more self absorbed than they already are today, how can one stake out their policy position (sounds so important doesn't it...) as being 'anti-war'. Unless you're a blood thirsty person who gets jollies from watching people die or a complete idiot, of course you're 'anti war'. The real debate is how we best limit and deter war, or in today's world, finish it. But then again, people who are busy talking about how 'anti-war' they are, are usually those who fail to take the responsibility of confronting the issue to begin with.

-- Despite having no snow this winter and the mass hysteria over global warming, our Earth's temperature still isn't as high as it was around 800 AD. Those darn serfs and their SUV's.

-- What church is Rev. Jesse Jackson a 'Reverend' in?

-- I'm confused. So most people who have to file their income taxes use someone else to prepare the forms and do the tabulation, etc. Then you're supposed to sign under 'penalty of perjury' that the forms are correct, right? But if we were fully competent to do that, wouldn't we NOT need someone else to do our taxes FOR us?

-- Many people say we should leave Iraq for a variety of reasons: It's a civil war, foreign dictatorships and genocide are bad, but we shouldn't be bothered, too many of our troops are dying... but then they call for action in Darfur for the same reasons the Iraq war is supposedly 'not justified'?

-- Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them on TV.

-- Historically speaking, we've always frowned upon those who lack judgement. Why is it all of a sudden so cool to be 'non-judgemental'? Not to mention how anything can be cool or good or, well, anything for that matter if you are, in fact, 'non-judgemental'.

-- Has there ever been a war we've fought in this country's history, or even World history, that operated under a 'timetable'?

-- If Sex Offenders are so dangerous that we need to write their names down and then post them up on the Internet for the rest of their lives, then why are we letting them out of jail?

-- Apparently teachers in Massachusetts are tired of 'teaching to the tests'. Some how, it has disabled them from being able to teach well. But what they deem as 'good teaching' is the exact reason why our students do so poorly when juxtapositioned next to international students. It would also likely explain the huge number of remedial (see 'wearing a helmet') courses that most colleges and universities carry because their students lack basic skills.

-- How can you be an 'insurgent' when you're fighting in someone Else's country? We're supposedly fighting waves of terrorists coming INTO the country right? So why do the media insist on calling what the terrorists are doing in Iraq and 'insurgency'?

-- Why do all 'non-conformists' dress the same?

-- There IS a right and wrong, there is an up and down, and people sure as hell aren't 'just different'. For example; "Every one's beautiful in their own way" completely strips the word beautiful of it's meaning doesn't it? If the world was all the color blue, there wouldn't be the word 'blue' in the language because it would be meaningless. It wouldn't distinguish one thing from another. Therefore there are Beautiful people, but, there are some pretty damn ugly ones If I don't say so myself.

-- Why is acting decent considered a violation of the first amendment so much these days?

-- In the little black book, the 'face book' of the Massachusetts Legislators, there are tree surgeons, legislators, lawyers and even plumbers listed as occupations and professions. However, not one single person claims to be a 'public servant'.